What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Indians

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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