How did the black person die? Of old age

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's big and purple? Barney

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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jews

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Women's rights

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