- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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