- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A van drives into a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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