What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Gay rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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