What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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