- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

PENIS lol

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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