Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How did the black person die? Of old age

You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Ol-ive

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Adam Chebali is awesome

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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