- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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