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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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