- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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