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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.