- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Eric is gay Ha

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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