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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

One time i was sitting down

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

the WNBA.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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