What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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