- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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