- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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