What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

knock knock Dave's not here.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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