- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

PENIS lol

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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