- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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