What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Where's my tractor?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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