There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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