- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

The Charlotte Bobcats

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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