- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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