A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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