why am I writing this...im bored

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A Serbian Film

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Ily bae

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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