- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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