- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You are joking right?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Immigration Laws

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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