Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

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