- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Everybody will die

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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