- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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