Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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No antijoke here.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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