- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's up? Your time.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

The queen having a shit

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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