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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

j.p. is dumb

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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