- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A dog is always in the pushup position.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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