- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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