Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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