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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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