- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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