- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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