- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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