How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Your mom.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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