- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

womens rights.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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