What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How does a black guy die? Unknown

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How did the black person die? Of old age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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