- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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