Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Happy Monday!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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