- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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