what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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