- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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