Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

an ethopian thanksgiving

one stop shop

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Women's professional sports

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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