Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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