What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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