What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Where's my baby??

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What is green and slow Grass.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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