- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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