whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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guess what?

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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