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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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penis

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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DERP

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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