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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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