- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

1+1= 69

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

theres a fat guy

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

why did the chicken cross the road

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