- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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