- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Anti jokes are funny

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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