- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Global Warming.

Women's rights

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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