Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Women's rights.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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who just made fun of katie matt

George W. Bush

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Is Carly smart? No.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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