How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Poop

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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