whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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your all shit at jokes

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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poop.........

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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