- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Rick Perry.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Exactly what?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

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