Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Myspace

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Black people are innocent.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Anti Joke

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