- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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