- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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