- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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