Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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