- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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