- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Your mom.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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