Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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