What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Your face is hilarious.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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copy me and i will kill you

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