- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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