- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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