- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

^ That's not even funny ^

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

The bears will win the Super Bowl

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

dat shoe shine tho

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